Welcome to Neuken Magazine – the thinking pervert’s playground.
This isn’t a brand pitch or a manifesto (that’ll come later). This is just me, Tyler Bauer, middle-aged, over-caffeinated, and unreasonably obsessed with how pleasure, politics, and culture all fuck each other behind the scenes. Neuken is my outlet. My experiment. My unapologetic attempt to mix intellect with filth and still make it mean something.
It’s a space for critical thinking perverts, people who can appreciate an argument as much as an orgasm. I write about what turns me on mentally and otherwise: art, censorship, porn, power, and the strange beauty of living in a world that wants to shame you for enjoying it.
This project isn’t backed by corporate money, sponsors, or some smug tech bro. It’s me. I’m in about £300,000 of debt, building something I believe in anyway. So if you enjoy Neuken – the writing, the chaos, the honesty – consider donating, subscribing, or even just sharing it. Every bit helps me keep doing this instead of selling my soul to whatever “content strategy” job LinkedIn thinks I should have.
If you’re into that, welcome home.
If you’re not, scroll on – off you fuck.
More’s coming. Always is.
